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PostSubject: Green Jokes   Sat Jan 27 2007, 20:50

may babaeng umiiyak lumapit siya sa kaibgan niyang lalaki..

Babae: huhuhuhu walang hiya siya!..

Lalaki: Oh bakit ka umiiyak? sino nanakit sayo?

Babae: kasi yong bf ko niloko ako, may iba na siya babae huhuhuh!!!.

Lalali: ganun! napaka walang hiya naman nila...ganun din gf ko may ibang lalaki na... ganito nalang, gusto mo ganti tau sa kanila?

Babae: Cge! pero pano? ano ggawin natin?

Lalaki: madali lang... Sex tayo...

Babae: cge payag ako, tara ganti tayo...

nag punta ang dalawa sa motel at nag sex..... pag katapos nila mag sex...

Babae: Gantihan pa natin sila...

Lalaki: Cge ganti pa tau....

nag sex ulit sila. after nila mag sex...

Babae: Cge pa, Gantihan pa natin sila...

Lalaki: Ok gaganti pa tayo.....

nag sex ulit sila....pagkaraan ng ilang oras... pago na pagod ang lalaki at nanamlay....

Babae: cge pa ganti pa tayo......

Lalaki:Parang awa mo na... patawarin nalang natin sila....
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sat Jan 27 2007, 20:55

an ELEPHANT asks the CAMEL..

ELEPHANT:why do u have ur boobs on ur back?

the CAMEL answered....


CAMEL:ang kapal, nagsalita ang eLepanteng may titi sa mukha!!!...

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Jan 28 2007, 21:03

DYING BF: i have something to tell you..

GF: don't speak just rest.

BF: no!, i must confest, i had sex with your sister and your bestfriend.

GF: shhhh... i know! that's why i poisoned you..! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Jan 29 2007, 08:35

ahh ohh ahh ohh sige pha ahh ohh ahhh Sarap

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Jan 29 2007, 16:03

My duha nga magbarkada naglalakat ha karsada..kumita an usa han tae..
Pare1: Padi tae ada ini..
Pare2: Ows..
Pare1: Hamutun ko daw...
Pare2: Cge..
Pare1: Tae ada..Kaptan ko daw..
Pare2: Cge daw..
Pare1: Tae gud..Tilawan ko daw..
Pare2: Cge gud ada padi..
Pare1: Cring ko pa TAE..maupay nla waray ko katamaki...


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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Jan 29 2007, 21:49

YUCK! bwahaha YUCK! bwahaha YUCK! bwahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Tue Jan 30 2007, 16:35

teXpo69 wrote:
My duha nga magbarkada naglalakat ha karsada..kumita an usa han tae..
Pare1: Padi tae ada ini..
Pare2: Ows..
Pare1: Hamutun ko daw...
Pare2: Cge..
Pare1: Tae ada..Kaptan ko daw..
Pare2: Cge daw..
Pare1: Tae gud..Tilawan ko daw..
Pare2: Cge gud ada padi..
Pare1: Cring ko pa TAE..maupay nla waray ko katamaki...


cheers cheers cheers

old version Laughing Laughing Laughing lol green joke !whahahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Wed Jan 31 2007, 11:26

ATTY: Ano!? idedemanda mo ung boss mo ng sexual harassment
dahil cnbihan kang mbango buhok mo?
anong masma dun?!!

BABAE: Attorney, UNANO ang boss ko!
UNANO!!! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Wed Jan 31 2007, 21:42

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ATTY: Ano!? idedemanda mo ung boss mo ng sexual harassment
dahil cnbihan kang mbango buhok mo?
anong masma dun?!!

BABAE: Attorney, UNANO ang boss ko!
UNANO!!! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad



LoL waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAHAHHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 01 2007, 08:58

liverBlow wrote:
ATTY: Ano!? idedemanda mo ung boss mo ng sexual harassment
dahil cnbihan kang mbango buhok mo?
anong masma dun?!!

BABAE: Attorney, UNANO ang boss ko!
UNANO!!! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

yawa 8 ak tawa dd Mad Mad nakaka tabling wbahaha UUna UUna UUna

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 01 2007, 17:17

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sat Feb 03 2007, 11:33

confused Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sat Feb 03 2007, 23:07

walang condom sa amin
maid nakakita og condom after sex sa couple.....

maid: unsa ma ni?
amo: inday...wala diay sex sa bukid?
maid: naa man sir... pero dili ing ani ka grabe nga hasta panit matangtang...

nnngggggggeeeeehhhhh....!!!!!! Mad Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Feb 04 2007, 12:55

bwahhahha Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad inocenti
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Feb 04 2007, 18:40

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walang condom sa amin
maid nakakita og condom after sex sa couple.....

maid: unsa ma ni?
amo: inday...wala diay sex sa bukid?
maid: naa man sir... pero dili ing ani ka grabe nga hasta panit matangtang...

nnngggggggeeeeehhhhh....!!!!!! Mad Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Feb 05 2007, 15:36

HEAVEN wrote:
bwahhahha Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad inocenti

npka inocente la ad2.....
hardcore pla xa!
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Tue Feb 06 2007, 17:09

^ just seat back and relax Sarap

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Wed Feb 07 2007, 01:06

A REAL PAGE TURNER


A couple was lying in bed one night. the wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his head lamp on to read a book. as he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. he did this only for a very short while, then he would stop and resume reading his book. the wife gradually became aroused with tis. thinking that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further, she gor up and started stripping in front of him. the husband confused Shocked, asked, "what are yu doing taking all your clothes off?" the wife replied, "you were playing with my pussy, i thought you it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight." the husband said, "no, not at all." then the wife asked, "well what the hell were you doing then?" the husband replied, "i was wetting my fingers so i could turn the pages in the book."

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bwahaha cry
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Wed Feb 07 2007, 21:02

Any of you guys remember that oh-so-magical first?

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in a to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Wed Feb 07 2007, 21:11

there was a global conference on countries sending their astronauts outer space. erap was present there.

president of usa: i'll send my astronauts to venus!
president of russia: i'll send my cosmonauts to the moon!
then suddenly, erap spoke
"i'll send my astronauts to the sun!"

moderator: how could that be possible, mr. president? your men will die!

erap: you're stupid, no? simple! i'll send them by nighttime! bitch!
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 08 2007, 08:08

WyndeL PauL wrote:
Any of you guys remember that oh-so-magical first?

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in a to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

hehehhe UUna UUna UUna

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 08 2007, 10:36

cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
hahahahha nice del..astig man im grren joke..kaloko ha kamot ngay-an gnbutang an condom hikhikhik..matry daw ako had2 bangin la my sumugad had2 ha akon...kuntaloy dre ako maaram wahahahaha..aw ky mananabo dnhi ha pilipinas...ambot hihi..

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 08 2007, 12:10

waray ada bay my malilipat.... hehehe aw heheh ma try daw ha my merury drugs store.... Sarap Sarap

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 08 2007, 20:25

katangahan na ad2! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Thu Feb 08 2007, 20:53

liverBlow wrote:
katangahan na ad2! Razz

dri wen ayon liwat ada an gurl.. aheheh

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