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PostSubject: JOKE Time   Sat Jan 27 2007, 21:02

a Pinoy in New York wa Masturbating while looking at the sky.

an american asks:


American: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Pinoy: "Fucking my wife in the Philippines via satellite!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sat Jan 27 2007, 21:03

mag txtmate

TEXTMATE 1: friend may tanign na ang buhay ko... last nyt ko na to, kaya txt tau buong gabi...

TEXTMATE 2: Heh! Tumigil ka nga jan, maaga pa ako gigising bukas!! buti ikaw hindi na!...
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sat Jan 27 2007, 21:10

Anak: Nay, bakit Shangrila ang name ni ate?

Nanay: kasi sa Hotel namin siya ginawa!

AnaK: eh si kuya, bkit Toyota?

Nanay: Dun sa sasakyan namin ginawa... Hay naku Eskinita matulog kana nga.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sun Jan 28 2007, 20:53

JOKE TIME:

TATAY: anak hi Pedro it karuyaga kay damo hin duro it kalubian!!
ANAK: tay, kay ano gud it im pagkita ha akon? KAGURAN?
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Jan 29 2007, 21:46

missPachoco wrote:
JOKE TIME:

TATAY: anak hi Pedro it karuyaga kay damo hin duro it kalubian!!
ANAK: tay, kay ano gud it im pagkita ha akon? KAGURAN?
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waaaaaaaaaaaa! bga daw ad2 hin LUGIT! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Wed Jan 31 2007, 21:29

liverBlow wrote:
missPachoco wrote:
JOKE TIME:

TATAY: anak hi Pedro it karuyaga kay damo hin duro it kalubian!!
ANAK: tay, kay ano gud it im pagkita ha akon? KAGURAN?
Laughing Laughing Laughing


waaaaaaaaaaaa! bga daw ad2 hin LUGIT! Laughing



hahahahhaha cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sat Feb 03 2007, 11:26

SLimGurL wrote:
liverBlow wrote:
missPachoco wrote:
JOKE TIME:

TATAY: anak hi Pedro it karuyaga kay damo hin duro it kalubian!!
ANAK: tay, kay ano gud it im pagkita ha akon? KAGURAN?
Laughing Laughing Laughing


waaaaaaaaaaaa! bga daw ad2 hin LUGIT! Laughing



hahahahhaha cheers cheers cheers

damo ad2 nga coconut oil 8 maeextract pra mhimo hn asyete... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sat Feb 03 2007, 12:44

virgin coconut oil... aheheh

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sat Feb 03 2007, 15:36

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virgin coconut oil... aheheh

waaaaaaaaa! UUna UUna tma ka! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sat Feb 03 2007, 23:14

JAPAYUKI..A Pinay daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!?@#$%^&&&<>"!!!???: Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.

Walang hiya.... Nagpalusot pa si Tatang..he..he..he.he..he..he...

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sun Feb 04 2007, 12:50

missPachoco wrote:
Anak: Nay, bakit Shangrila ang name ni ate?

Nanay: kasi sa Hotel namin siya ginawa!

AnaK: eh si kuya, bkit Toyota?

Nanay: Dun sa sasakyan namin ginawa... Hay naku Eskinita matulog kana nga.

UUna Laughing Very Happy Very Happy

sa corner pala hehehhe Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Sun Feb 04 2007, 18:48

^ late reaction ka yot. ehhehe peace Bday peace ok na rin yan
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Tue Feb 06 2007, 17:10

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Feb 26 2007, 04:28

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Feb 26 2007, 15:57

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Thu Mar 22 2007, 16:24

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Fri Mar 23 2007, 20:24

whahahah alagad na boost lolssss
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Mar 26 2007, 21:53

ok la ito no once watching Cool
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Jun 25 2007, 13:45

ok lng ba d2 khit corny ung joke??hehehe peace




Lalaki1: Pare, pano ba malalaman na buntis ang isang palaka???

Lalaki2: kalokohan naman yan pare!

Lalaki1: Hindi pare eh! malalaman mo daw talaga yun! sabi ng misis ko...

Lalaki2: Pano???

Lalaki1: E d frognancy test....

ay corny nga....hahaha.. peace peace peace
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Jun 25 2007, 23:02

69


GIRL:mag-69 tayo dear !
BOY:pano yun?
GIRL:ganito lang...
(pmwesto n cla at bglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times):
BOY:ayoko na!DI KO N KYA UNG NATITIRANG 65
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Tue Jun 26 2007, 12:35

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GIRL:mag-69 tayo dear !
BOY:pano yun?
GIRL:ganito lang...
(pmwesto n cla at bglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times):
BOY:ayoko na!DI KO N KYA UNG NATITIRANG 65

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Tue Jun 26 2007, 22:07

ang babaeng hindi marunong makipag sex...!


may isang babae, hindi siya marunong makipag sex..tapos nagpaturo siya sa kanyang kaibigan...

Girl: bestfriend,turuan mo naman ako makipag sex hindi kasi ako marunong eh..

Friend: sige, maghubad ka na at patayin mo na rin ang ilaw...

(pagkatapos maghubad ang babae)


Girl: aray!!!!masakit!!!!


Friend: Ganyan talaga yan virgin ka pa kasi eh..


Girl:arrrrrrray!!!!!!!!!!!sobrang sakit hindi na ako makahinga!!!!!!!!!!


Friend: tiisin mo na lang konti na lang to....



Girl: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrray!!!!!!!tama na hindi ko na kaya!!!!!!!!!


Friend: o sige na nga...


(pagkabukas ng babae ng ilaw)



Friend: oh!,bakit nagdudugo ilong mo?!


Girl: kasi...


sa ilong mo pinasok eh...!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Tue Jun 26 2007, 22:10

dahil sa babae

may nag crush na eroplano sa gubat,at 3 lmang ang naka survive,si pedro,si juan, at si pablo,sa tagal nila sa gubat paikot2 ,isang kubo ang knilang nkita at mag ama lamang ang nkatira sa klagitnaan nang kgubatan,sa tuwa nang 3 dali2 clang humngi nang tulong sa may ari nang kubo,unang sumalubong sa 3 ay isang pinakamagandang ba2e sa blat ng gubat,at namangha ang tatlo,di na naalala na cla ay naaksedinte,kundi ay nainlove sa dlaga,ksunod ang ama nang dlaga at cla namay ay pinapasok nang mag-ama,embes na sbihing cla ay tulungan,cnabi nang tatlo na cla raw ay nainlove sa dlaga ,kundi sila ay gusto nlang hingin ang kmay nang mgandang dlaga,ang sagot nang ama nang dalaga,

ama:sa lugar nmin kung gusto nyo ang aming dlaga may ptakaran kmi pra mpa-sainyo ang aming dlaga,kukuha kyo nang 3 prutas dto sa kgubatan at ibigay sa akin
ang 3:(ng-isip)ang dali nman non,sgot nla cge ku2ha na kmi,dli2 umalis,

mkaraan ang ilang minuto,bumalik ang isa

pablo:(may dlang 3 bayabas)bnigay sa ama

ama:sege pablo ipasok mo iyang 3 byabas na dala mo sa iyong puwet,kung kaya mo para mapa sa iyo ang aking anak,,

at gnawa ni pablo (ang dli nman),,sumunod c pedro,,,

pedro:may dlang tatlong buko,(tuwang2 pa ang loko,)hehehhehhe,

ama:sege pedro tingnan ko kung maipasok mo lahat ng buko na iyan sa iyong puwet,pra mpa sa iyo ang aking anak,,ehhehe

pedro:???? huh,,ginawa naman dahil para sa babae,heheehehh,

ang sumunod c juan,hehehhheheh,tuwang tuwa pa sa dala nyang "TATLONG LANGKA",at pasipol sipol pa,,,hehhehehehehheeheheheheehehe

ARAYYYYY NAKUHHHHHH""""
"LANDOKUMAG" nang australia,,,
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Jul 16 2007, 02:00

Toinks !!! ako ngayan
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE Time   Mon Jul 16 2007, 11:42



Isang araw mgkasama mamasyal ang mag-amang Jose at Jack para

bumili ng laruan...



Jose: O anak anong gusto mong bilhin?

Jack: Tay gusto ko yung espada!

Jose: Hay salamat naman talagang hindi bakla ang anak ko...

Jack: e2 tay gusto ko!

Jose: Cge anak bilhin natin


Binili ng ama ang espada at tuwang tuwa si Jack kinuha niya

ang espada...at sumigaw;



Jack: ako si Reyna Amihan!!! sheedahhhh!!




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