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Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 662
Age : 40
Location : P-O-R-G-A-T-O-R-Y
Motto : fixin' a brOken heaRt...........
Guild : guiLdLeSs
Registration date : 2007-01-18
 |  Subject: Green Jokes  Sat Jan 27 2007, 20:50 | |
| may babaeng umiiyak lumapit siya sa kaibgan niyang lalaki..
Babae: huhuhuhu walang hiya siya!..
Lalaki: Oh bakit ka umiiyak? sino nanakit sayo?
Babae: kasi yong bf ko niloko ako, may iba na siya babae huhuhuh!!!.
Lalali: ganun! napaka walang hiya naman nila...ganun din gf ko may ibang lalaki na... ganito nalang, gusto mo ganti tau sa kanila?
Babae: Cge! pero pano? ano ggawin natin?
Lalaki: madali lang... Sex tayo...
Babae: cge payag ako, tara ganti tayo...
nag punta ang dalawa sa motel at nag sex..... pag katapos nila mag sex...
Babae: Gantihan pa natin sila...
Lalaki: Cge ganti pa tau....
nag sex ulit sila. after nila mag sex...
Babae: Cge pa, Gantihan pa natin sila...
Lalaki: Ok gaganti pa tayo.....
nag sex ulit sila....pagkaraan ng ilang oras... pago na pagod ang lalaki at nanamlay....
Babae: cge pa ganti pa tayo......
Lalaki:Parang awa mo na... patawarin nalang natin sila.... | |
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shirlie'd-virus
Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 662
Age : 40
Location : P-O-R-G-A-T-O-R-Y
Motto : fixin' a brOken heaRt...........
Guild : guiLdLeSs
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sat Jan 27 2007, 20:55 | |
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shirlie'd-virus
Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 662
Age : 40
Location : P-O-R-G-A-T-O-R-Y
Motto : fixin' a brOken heaRt...........
Guild : guiLdLeSs
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Jan 28 2007, 21:03 | |
| DYING BF: i have something to tell you.. GF: don't speak just rest. BF: no!, i must confest, i had sex with your sister and your bestfriend. GF: shhhh... i know! that's why i poisoned you..!  | |
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
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teXpo69
Gold Axe
Number of posts : 77
Age : 40
Location : Tacloban City, Leyte
Guild : Ν∑χT
Registration date : 2007-01-25
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Jan 29 2007, 16:03 | |
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liverBlow
Gold Double Sided
Number of posts : 165
Age : 41
Location : Tacloban City
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Jan 29 2007, 21:49 | |
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shirlie'd-virus
Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 662
Age : 40
Location : P-O-R-G-A-T-O-R-Y
Motto : fixin' a brOken heaRt...........
Guild : guiLdLeSs
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Jan 30 2007, 16:35 | |
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liverBlow
Gold Double Sided
Number of posts : 165
Age : 41
Location : Tacloban City
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Wed Jan 31 2007, 11:26 | |
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SLimGurL
Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 594
Age : 42
Location : TACLOBAN CITY
Motto : when i Fall in LOVE, it will be Forever.. or iL nVer FaLL in LOVE ^_^
Guild : Ν∑χイ
Registration date : 2007-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Wed Jan 31 2007, 21:42 | |
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
[ Health +]:
(250/250)
[ Mana +]:
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Feb 01 2007, 08:58 | |
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shirlie'd-virus
Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 662
Age : 40
Location : P-O-R-G-A-T-O-R-Y
Motto : fixin' a brOken heaRt...........
Guild : guiLdLeSs
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Feb 01 2007, 17:17 | |
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liverBlow
Gold Double Sided
Number of posts : 165
Age : 41
Location : Tacloban City
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sat Feb 03 2007, 11:33 | |
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
[ Health +]:
(250/250)
[ Mana +]:
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HEAVEN
Metal Axe
Number of posts : 37
Age : 39
Location : TACLOBAN
Motto : No Fear
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-17
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shirlie'd-virus
Blue Dragon
Number of posts : 662
Age : 40
Location : P-O-R-G-A-T-O-R-Y
Motto : fixin' a brOken heaRt...........
Guild : guiLdLeSs
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Feb 04 2007, 18:40 | |
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liverBlow
Gold Double Sided
Number of posts : 165
Age : 41
Location : Tacloban City
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Feb 05 2007, 15:36 | |
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
[ Health +]:
(250/250)
[ Mana +]:
(250/250)
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liverBlow
Gold Double Sided
Number of posts : 165
Age : 41
Location : Tacloban City
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-18
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Wed Feb 07 2007, 01:06 | |
| A REAL PAGE TURNER A couple was lying in bed one night. the wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his head lamp on to read a book. as he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. he did this only for a very short while, then he would stop and resume reading his book. the wife gradually became aroused with tis. thinking that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further, she gor up and started stripping in front of him. the husband confused  , asked, "what are yu doing taking all your clothes off?" the wife replied, "you were playing with my pussy, i thought you it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight." the husband said, "no, not at all." then the wife asked, "well what the hell were you doing then?" the husband replied, "i was wetting my fingers so i could turn the pages in the book."waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   | |
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WyndeL PauL
Diamond Hole
Number of posts : 479
Age : 36
Location : Brgy. 69, Anibong, Tacloban City
Motto : Live free or DIE
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-20
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Wed Feb 07 2007, 21:02 | |
| Any of you guys remember that oh-so-magical first?
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in a to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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WyndeL PauL
Diamond Hole
Number of posts : 479
Age : 36
Location : Brgy. 69, Anibong, Tacloban City
Motto : Live free or DIE
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-20
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Wed Feb 07 2007, 21:11 | |
| there was a global conference on countries sending their astronauts outer space. erap was present there.
president of usa: i'll send my astronauts to venus!
president of russia: i'll send my cosmonauts to the moon!
then suddenly, erap spoke
"i'll send my astronauts to the sun!"
moderator: how could that be possible, mr. president? your men will die!
erap: you're stupid, no? simple! i'll send them by nighttime! bitch!
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
[ Health +]:
(250/250)
[ Mana +]:
(250/250)
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Feb 08 2007, 08:08 | |
| - WyndeL PauL wrote:
- Any of you guys remember that oh-so-magical first?
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in a to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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teXpo69
Gold Axe
Number of posts : 77
Age : 40
Location : Tacloban City, Leyte
Guild : Ν∑χT
Registration date : 2007-01-25
| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Feb 08 2007, 10:36 | |
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
[ Health +]:
(250/250)
[ Mana +]:
(250/250)
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liverBlow
Gold Double Sided
Number of posts : 165
Age : 41
Location : Tacloban City
Guild : NEXT
Registration date : 2007-01-18
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BugSICK
GuildMaster
Number of posts : 739
Age : 41
Location : TACLOBAN
Guild : Next
Registration date : 2007-01-16
Status
[ Health +]:
(250/250)
[ Mana +]:
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